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TO YOU ALL YOU BLOGSTERS WHO BELONG TO THE TRIBE:

Shana tovah!

AND THE SO-CALLED ‘UNITED NATIONS SECURITY COUNCIL’ DOES NOTHING

The British UFO Research Association (BUFORA) has been sent a report of a pocket-sized alien with fears the mini 'Martian' could be a scout for an extra-terrestrial force

(Thanks to Ralph)

FOOL

Scots man saves squirrel trapped down toilet in heroic rescue mission caught on camera

(Thanks to Ralph)

”Heroic.”

JUST STOP, RESEARCHERS

Japan-led researchers develop rechargeable cyborg cockroach

(Thanks to John Grant)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Cow poops, sits inside ATM vestibule as man covers nose and withdraws money

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

Woman who brought raccoon to North Dakota bar is charged

(Thanks to EricY)

WE HAVE MANY QUESTIONS

Number one is, what if the guests have to go to the bathroom?

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

Loch Ness Monster 'may live' in Stranger Things-style parallel universe

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says”We finally get an explanation that makes some sense.”)