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CLASSY!

Michigan couple gifted custom, four-tiered cocktail sausage cake on their wedding day

(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark)

SEA OTTERS ARE BASICALLY LARGE AQUATIC SQUIRRELS

'Like a scary movie': Sea otter takes surfer's board in Santa Cruz

(Thanks to vee)

JUST STOP

Deodorant, Ramen, SPAM: Unexpected Products Join Pumpkin Spice Craze

(Thanks to Alan Dean, who says "SPAM?")

NEEDLESS TO SAY IT PRODUCED A VALID DRIVER'S LICENSE

Giant Monitor Lizard Tries To Enter House In Florida

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHY THE LONG CLAWS?

For the second time in a year, a large bear walked into a 7-Eleven in Olympic Valley, California and shocked an employee, a video shows.

(Thanks to Ralph)

MAYBE WE DON'T DESERVE TO SURVIVE, AS A SPECIES

FDA warns against cooking chicken in NyQuil, the latest social media challenge

(Thanks to Annette and ImNotDave)