Dave Barry's Blog

'WHAT'S ALL OVER THE ROAD?'

Wrecked semi shoots load of dildos and lube all over I-40

(Thanks to Alkali Bill and Jay Brandes)

AS IT WAS MEANT TO BE PLAYED

German Polka Band Covers AC/DC’s “Highway to Hell”

(Thanks to John Lobert)

SO R2-D2 ROLLS INTO A BAR...

A robot has been taught to laugh at jokes in a bid to make it more human.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

O THE HUMANITY, DUDE

California Wildfires Threaten Nearly All of State's Cannabis Crops

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN SPORTS

Black bears brawl in the middle of a residential street in Monrovia

(Thanks to man tom)

WE'RE GETTING THERE

This is the XTURISMO hoverbike: 'What we've all dreamed of since we were little kids'

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FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Gargantuan rats the size of rabbits could invade UK homes within weeks

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

ADVISORY:

Last night Uranus disappeared.

(Thanks to James Freeman)

SEND THIS GOAT TO WASHINGTON

Unruly goat takes on Tonopah community, pees on deputy

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

EASY: ASK TO SEE ITS DRIVER’S LICENSE

'Zombie trees' in Central Florida: How to know if one is in your yard

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

YUM

Rare fossilized vomit discovered in Utah's 'Jurassic salad bar'

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)