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YIKES

A video that has become viral on social media shows a seemingly small yellow snake that got stuck in the ear of a woman while another person tries various ways of getting the reptile out.

WE ARE SHOCKED, SHOCKED

Here's what (unsurprisingly!) happened when the internet was asked to name a probe for Uranus

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

CSI: FLORIDA

A Florida Woman is behind bars on a felony narcotics charge after she allegedly approached a cop and asked, “Can you arrest me? I have drugs on me,” according to a court filing.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

IT'S NOT A FLYING CAR, BUT IT IS FLOATING

A maglev vehicle technology test saw a 2.8-tonne car float 35 millimeters above the road and run on a highway in East China's Jiangsu province.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

AND IN MIAMI SPORTS

Dolphins Tailgater Accidentally Leaves Grill On During Game, Fire Completely Destroys 8 Cars

(Thanks to Ralph)

Nevertheless: The 'phins won.

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Spoons and bowls that use electricity to make food taste saltier to go on sale in 2023

(Thanks to Ralph)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Supplier hid eye-watering amounts of drugs in his anus, Leeds Crown Court hears

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

'IF I FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE I WILL POST IT THROUGH YOUR LETTERBOX'

A resident left a note and two bags of dog poo taped to their wall after becoming enraged over a dog pooping in their flower beds and the owner not picking it up.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

THE FUTURE IS HERE

Texas doctor performs vasectomy powered by Rivian EV pickup

(Thanks to Roberto, who says "It is not a flying car, but still some progress.")