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September 08, 2022

ANYTHING TO DECLARE?

Nigerian officials intercept 7,000 smuggled donkey penises at international airport after smell from sacks aroused suspicion

(Thanks to Peter [Hah!] Metrinko)

"Aroused" heheheh

OTHER THAN THAT, AN ENGINEERING TRIUMPH

Bridge collapses during ribbon-cutting ceremony in Congo

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

JUST A BEER FOR US, THANKS

Dumpling-Flavored Soda

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE’RE GONNA NEED BIGGER GOWNS

Elephants Take A Stroll Inside Hospital in Bengal

(Thanks to Ralph)

EVERYONE INVOLVED, INCLUDING THE GATOR, PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE

Massive ‘tail-gator’ strapped to SUV on Florida highway

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

UH-OH

Astronauts’ blood shows startling DNA mutations after visiting space

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, who says “They walk among us!”)

 
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