Dave Barry's Blog

TRY THE HUMMUS, DUDE

Syria seizes hummus bowls made out of amphetamine

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Scientists discover how to control cockroaches remotely with solar panels

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN SPORTS

Blackfield & Langley FC goalkeeper sent off for urinating in a hedge

(Thanks to MrX.)

WORMZILLA

Boy finds giant worm in backyard

(Thanks to Annette)

WE’LL TAKE YOUR WORD

TURNS OUT, BEAVER ANAL GLAND WHISKEY TASTES LIKE RASPBERRIES

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)