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September 01, 2022

UPDATE

Yes, we know the comments still are not working.

Yes, we have been in touch with TypePad support. They inform us that the comments should be working. We agree! They should! But still they are not working.

If we may be brutally honest: This is not our absolute highest priority at this time. We are on vacation, happily tromping around Widaho, and we do not wish to spend this time thinking about TypePad settings. In a few days we will be back home in Wiami, and we promise that we will take another stab at fixing the comments situation then. If we can't, we will consider Drastic Measures, such as starting a whole new blog, or having judi professionally cloned by scientists so that we can fire several of her simultaneously.

Meanwhile, if you absolutely MUST comment -- if comments are building up inside of you to the point where you fear you will explode in a hot gaseous comment fireball -- we urge you to go outside and release your comments into the atmosphere, unless you live in California, where emissions are strictly regulated.

This we can promise: We'll get through this. Or, not. You have our word.

WE CAN IMAGINE

Box of live reptiles sent to wrong address, NY cops say. ‘Addressee was quite startled’

(Thanks to EricY)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Kate Moss reveals how Johnny Depp had gifted a diamond necklace hidden in his buttocks

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says "What's impressive is that it was coal when he put it in there.")

WELL IT'S ALMOST LABOR DAY

Too early? Costco in Bay Area selling Christmas decorations

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS

Cristiano Ronaldo statue's penis becoming worn out because of so many tourists grabbing it

(Thanks to Static Joeage, who says "This is why soccer has rules about the use of hands.")

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

Canadian news anchor swallows fly on live TV

(Thanks to Ralph)

CSI: THE VILLAGES

Villager jailed on felony charge after battle with another golfer over golf balls

(Thanks to Ron T)

O THE HUMANITY

Tractor-trailer crash in Tennessee spreads alfredo sauce across all lanes of interstate

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w, who say "We're gonna need more linguine.") (Also thanks to Howard from Broward, who went with fettuccine, and pharmaross, who went with fettuccine and bread sticks.)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

1:51 a.m. A couple screaming and fighting each other both stated upon being separated that they wanted to stay together.

8:34 a.m. Five hardcover books riddled with bullet holes were dropped off at the library.

10:48 p.m. Someone reported a black bear roaming the neighborhood, but then said “I guess it doesn’t matter until someone gets eaten.”

Also there was a loose horse. As opposed to a tight horse.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND THE SO-CALLED ‘UNITED NATIONS HUMAN RIGHTS COUNCIL’ DOES NOTHING

A group of upset Tesla owners in Norway has begun a hunger strike in the hopes of bringing attention to a long list of alleged quality issues with their luxury vehicles.

(Thanks to EricY)

 
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