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August 06, 2022

THESE ITEMS JUST IN FROM THE SPORTS DESK

Athlete's 400m race ruined after penis keeps falling out of loose-fitting shorts

(Thanks to pharmaross and Roberto)

Golden Eagles' Boner unquestioned leader of line

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Not familiar with the rules, but in a photo finish, does it matter which body part crosses the line first?

Can't you get a tactical jockstrap at the Army surplus store?

Should be a winning season for Johnson Central with Boner opening holes up front for their running game.

Now way we're clicking on that.

Jodie Foster
Rosie O'Donnell

Alberto Nonino may have lost the 400m race, but the number of calls he's been getting from girls wanting to meet him has more than made up for losing the race.

He said in an interview that he plans to wear the same pair of lucky shorts in all of his future races.

That last photo was taken by a Bigfoot hunter. Yes, one of those.

What if he takes a dip in the pool just before the start of each race?

@man tom Why would you hunt someone with big feet?

I saw LooseFittingShorts & PEN15 open for The Eagles & Fallout Boy back in '11.

Free Willy!

What She's Got

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