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August 11, 2022

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE

Wausau police capture turkey breaking and entering

(Thanks to Rodney Bertelsen)

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Police suspected fowl play.

There are some little-known side effects caused by consuming Wild Turkey. Dancing the Turkey Trot is # 1...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50miLncUWdw

Oh, a REAL wild turkey...Never mind.

Thanksgiving is not that far away, and short of a blanket presidential pardon scouting out a few places to hide out until the holidays blow over is really not that bad an idea.

The poor thing was trying to escape from the flying port-a-potties on the interstate and to get away from the smell.

I don't know how, but I know the squirrels were involved.

The Wausau PD have now issued a BOLO for cranberry sauce & cornbread stuffing, so unless you have a purchase receipt, it will be confiscated.

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