IT SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Woman jailed for covering Newport pot shop in teriyaki sauce, police say

(Thanks to Ralph)

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[pharmaross]

The woman then pulled her pants down and hit the officer with a dead rooster she was carrying. The suspect was described as a cock Asian.

[JG]

She was soy sorry

[man tom]

"In that price range we have Blue Dreams, G-13 Haze, Canna Sutra, Purple Kush, Jack Herer, Vortex and something new we got in last week, Ronnie Marie Deleski."

"This Ronnie Marie Deleski smells like teriyaki sauce."

"yeah dude, it will mess you up."

[David Puddy]

The sales clerk later recalled that the customers attitude could be described as "blunt".

[pharmaross]

She was charged with wontonly vandalizing the pot shop.

The officer said, "Szechuan of a kind!"

The cannabis store owner said, "You dim sum, you lose some."

The suspect told the cannabis proprietor, "I thought teriyaki sauce goes with pot stickers"

[cfjk]

The cops theorize that she may have been all hopped up on MSG.

[krunker]

The store employee reflected that the customer's demeanor was really blunt.