IT SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS
Woman jailed for covering Newport pot shop in teriyaki sauce, police say
(Thanks to Ralph)
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August 27, 2022
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The woman then pulled her pants down and hit the officer with a dead rooster she was carrying. The suspect was described as a cock Asian.
Posted by: pharmaross | August 27, 2022 at 10:36 AM
She was soy sorry
Posted by: JG | August 27, 2022 at 10:41 AM
"In that price range we have Blue Dreams, G-13 Haze, Canna Sutra, Purple Kush, Jack Herer, Vortex and something new we got in last week, Ronnie Marie Deleski."
"This Ronnie Marie Deleski smells like teriyaki sauce."
"yeah dude, it will mess you up."
Posted by: man tom | August 27, 2022 at 10:43 AM
The sales clerk later recalled that the customers attitude could be described as "blunt".
Posted by: David Puddy | August 27, 2022 at 10:58 AM
She was charged with wontonly vandalizing the pot shop.
The officer said, "Szechuan of a kind!"
The cannabis store owner said, "You dim sum, you lose some."
The suspect told the cannabis proprietor, "I thought teriyaki sauce goes with pot stickers"
Posted by: pharmaross | August 27, 2022 at 11:01 AM
The cops theorize that she may have been all hopped up on MSG.
Posted by: cfjk | August 27, 2022 at 11:59 AM
The store employee reflected that the customer's demeanor was really blunt.
Posted by: krunker | September 29, 2022 at 03:03 AM