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August 13, 2022

GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER; THIS IS ABOUT WILDLIFE

How to keep your beaver wet when things are getting a bit too hot

(Thanks to James Flynn)

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Chicks were born to give you beaver
Be it fahrenheit or centigrade
They give you beaver

Discovered this morning. Actual misheard lyrics.

That's why I keep the local FD calendar on my bedroom wall and their phone number on speed-dial.

If your mind is in the gutter, is your chastity belt installed facing rearward? (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Nice Beaver

I'm staying in the gutter, and I volunteer to help beavers stay wet.

It would conserve water if you stuffed the beaver and kept in in an air-conditioned room.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG4WcCACn_I

If your beaver is just too dry, you could use some jelly from Kentucky.

Kentucky abbreviation: KY

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