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August 04, 2022

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A woman with an open bottle of Jack Daniel's whiskey in a bag was arrested for driving a golf cart on Florida’s busiest interstate while drunk, according to an arrest report.

(Thanks to Steve K., Charles Cates and John Grant)

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In her defense, she thought she was still in The Villages.

When she was first approached by the officer she said: "Here, hold my bag. Watch this!"

"Another Saturday night and I ain 't got nobody,
I got some money 'cause I just got paid.
How I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in an awful way."

Yup, just going to send that in too. The woman was driving IN THE CENTER LANE OF I-95. Do you have any idea how dangerous that is? Kudos to the truck driver who got her off the road and took her keys. She's a real hero.

To make matters worse, she left her clubs in her Cadillac, which is submerged in the water hazard on the 17th hole.


SHE

WAS

ON

THE

CART

PATH !!!

Not her fault as she was operating under the impression that the JD was served on the a la carte menu.

She was probably watching "24" on her iphone and was forced to partake in the drinking game. Lots of "perimeters" on a golf course.

Kim Wexler moved to Titusville.

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