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August 17, 2022


Ice Cream Is Better for You Than a Multigrain Bagel, New Study Suggests

(Thanks to MOTW)


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Intuitively, we all knew that, it just makes common sense. So instead of a shmear, I just put a scoop on a piece of cheesecake.

An ice cream cone with nuts and chocolate ice cream a 37.

Further studies reveal, an ice cream cone with nuts and chocolate ice cream, six ribs removed and two giant growth enhancements, a solid 99.5.

No surprise there. And don't get me started on the idiots who think an Impossible burger at a fast-food place is healthier eating.

What about this bagel compared to a gin & tonic? Or the mismatch of the bagel compared to a bloody Mary? (note how long Keith Richards is living!)

That's why there is an Ice Cream Man driving around instead of a Multigrain Bagel Man.

Clearly, we need to do a better job of getting our message out.

That may be the case, but my toaster will never be the same.

I scream

You scream

We all scream for ice cream!

OK. I'll ask the eternal question:

If an everything bagel has ALL the toppings, why isn't a plain bagel called a NOTHING bagel?

So I will buy this 1 gallon pail of vanilla ice-cream from Costco and have a healthy dinner tonight.

That's common knowledge in these parts.

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