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August 16, 2022

COMING SOON: FROZEN URINAL POPS

Miller High Life Makes an Ice Cream Bar That Tastes Like Dive Bars

(Thanks to kenzen in Oregon)

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I was expecting vomit flavored ice cream.

Probably tastes better than the beer by itself. But that ain't sayin' much.

If you find a condom in your 'pop, the next one is FREE

This really increases the pressure on Ben & Jerry's. Perhaps they'll team up with Gwyneth and produce a bottled beer that tastes like a candle in a champagne bottle, but in a can it smells like arse and tastes like tuna. Marketed as two flavors in one container named "Frosty Brazilian Beaver"

@Lilly Dew

The 'Frosty Brazillian Beaver' beverage you describe is usually ready to be tapped at a Muff Diving Bar.

Are you sure they didn't mean "Dove Bars"?

What would you taste when eating a Florida flavored ice cream bar? Times Square bar? Airport Bar bar?

And still healthier than eating a bagel for breakfast.

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