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August 05, 2022

AND IN SPORTS

You don’t want to know.

Seriously, especially if you’re a guy, you don’t.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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I saw Exploding Testicles on the Fourth of July back in '69, open for PEN15.

If that same thing had happened to a golfer, he'd be really tee'd off.

I don't have a favorite testicle, but I have given them different names. My left one (my POV) is Sparky, and the one on the right is "The Menace." I make sure that when I give them treats they both receive the same.

I've been told that having only one testicle isn't all that bad once you get the hang of it.

I once had a guy who worked for me, who played rugby every weekend on the Washington Mall. He used to come into work on Mondays all beat up and black and blue.

One day, I asked him why he played the game, and he replied "because I love it".

My wife's unclue only had one and he fathered triplets, for what that's worth.

Anyway, this guy had a favorite? Did he talk to them too?

Do I have to choose?

On the bright side, if he decides to get a vasectomy, the doctor should give him a half-off discount.

The best song from Da Vinci's Notebook

(Played on a giant organ)

Disclaimer: Not responsible for the typos in that link to the lyrics, although some of them are terribly funny.

What do you do with a rugby player with one ball?

Walk him and pitch to the ....

Never mind, the joke doesn't work in this case.

I'd give my left nut to play rugby.

This guy would now fit right in here in Flathead County, he's half nuts.

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