Dave Barry's Blog

SOUNDS FUN!

Hong Kong bans eating at annual food expo

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

FORE!

A woman with an open bottle of Jack Daniel's whiskey in a bag was arrested for driving a golf cart on Florida’s busiest interstate while drunk, according to an arrest report.

(Thanks to Steve K., Charles Cates and John Grant)

THEY RAN OUT OF PURPLE ONES

Why are green meteors raining down on New Zealand?

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

ATTENTION, UNITED NATIONS HUMAN RIGHTS COUNCIL:

Disney guests stuck on 'It's a small world' for over an hour

(Thanks to Death Row Doc)

BATS ARE FLYING SQUIRRELS

Bats return to Nevada fire station, forcing it to close

(Thanks to Ralph)

SEND THESE HORSES TO WASHINGTON

Three horses are helping out the Icelandic government by writing incomprehensible messages, raising awareness about the importance of disconnecting from work

(Thanks to Ralph)