Dave Barry's Blog

WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS HAPPENED

But we know where the driver was headed.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

THAT'LL TEACH 'EM

Man Allegedly Commits Arson at Dealership That He Claims Sold Him a Lemon 36 Years Ago

(Thanks to Rod Nunley and James Flynn)

HELLO, FARMERS?

“Reports from the scene indicate that a vehicle was travelling behind an LDV towing a trailer when a box of sex toys allegedly flew off the trailer, hitting the car behind,” Medi Response said.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THIS JUST IN

100-year-old woman gets last wish.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

ALWAYS DECLARE YOUR MCMUFFINS

Passenger fined $1,874 after two undeclared McMuffins found in luggage

(Thanks to Le Petomane, Steve K., vee and MOTW)

ANYTHING TO DECLARE?

Woman finds 18 scorpions in her suitcase after vacationing in Croatia

(Thanks Al Barkafski)

AREN'T WE ALL

Miller County, Mo. business owner searching for zebra

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

IF THIS DOESN'T END OUR SOCIETY'S OIL DEPENDENCY, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL

More than just exhibitionist’s paradise and St. Louis' biggest public nudist event, the World Naked Bike Ride is actually a rolling political protest — an act of free expression that is protected by the First Amendment.

Content Advisory: Photos of naked people, not all of whom, in this blog's opinion, should be naked.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

DON'T KEEP US IN SUSPENSE

Can music affect a pig’s mood?

(Thanks yo B&C)

CASE CLOSED

A fisherman spotted a 'half-man, half-dog' beast walking along a riverbank and now an expert has said it could be Bigfoot.

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says: "Bigfoot expert?")

SURE IT COULD

This New Flying Car Could Hit the Market in Weeks After Getting FAA Approval

(Thanks to Rod Nunley and pharmaross)

BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

Meghan Trainor just gave the world an update on her unique bathroom situation with her husband, Daryl Sabara.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE BYRDS

Indecisive turkeys hold up traffic in Brentwood

(Thanks to Ralph)

GOOD BOY!

World’s most useless guard dog lies down next to drug gang in police raid

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN SPORTS

Streaker in underwear floors security with jaw-dropping moves at Padres game

(Thanks to pharmaross)

'TO PUT SPAM IN A CAGE IS STUPID'

SPAM goes on lockdown due to inflation in NYC

(Thanks to Al Barkasfski, Le Petomane, ImNotDave, pharmaross and Rick Stevenson)