WE SUSPECT THE SQUIRRELS (NOT JUST FOR THIS; FOR *EVERYTHING*)
‘They look almost human made.’ NOAA finds weird lines of holes in Mid-Atlantic floor
(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "Scientists suspect some ocean dwellers who get around on Pogo sticks.")
Are they looking at whale penises as the culprit? Perhaps they should consult a marine biologist.
Posted by: George Costanza | July 27, 2022 at 08:12 AM
" I'm not saying it was aliens... "
Posted by: Clankie | July 27, 2022 at 10:17 AM
I'm thinking of somebody making Bigfoot tracks with homemade wooden feet, while moving along suspended by fan-propelled balloons.
Posted by: Rod | July 27, 2022 at 10:18 AM
Definitely a unidozer, definitely.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 27, 2022 at 10:21 AM
It's no mystery, scientists have determined this, if you are vaccinated for monkey pox and chicken pox you can call yourself, '2pox secure'.
Posted by: man tom | July 27, 2022 at 10:46 AM
Hopalong Cassidy has been eliminated from the long line of suspects.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | July 27, 2022 at 11:18 AM