UPDATE ON THE SQUIRRELS
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July 28, 2022
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Just wait until the otters pick up on this.
Posted by: cfjk | July 28, 2022 at 09:03 AM
I've seen a lot of smokin' beaver at the beach lately.
Posted by: pharmaross | July 28, 2022 at 09:17 AM
Let's not overlook all that steamy camel toe at the beach.
Posted by: David Puddy | July 28, 2022 at 09:22 AM
So...we buy a huge number of these things and lace them with strychnine.
Posted by: Rod | July 28, 2022 at 10:33 AM
This could be a bad omen. Squirrels are bad enough; Vaping could be the gateway drug that will lead to a squirrel apocalypse. Squirrels already have no moral compass, if they turn into drooling, red-eyed, killer rodent addicts...Oh, the Humanity!
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 28, 2022 at 11:11 AM
That is the most foul, cruel, bad tempered rodent you ever laid eyes on.
Posted by: Steverino | July 28, 2022 at 08:34 PM