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Florida man drives stolen truck to Space Force base to warn of battle between aliens, dragons
(Thanks to pharmaross and Ralph)
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Did he get there in time to prevent a catastrophe?
Posted by: cfjk | July 28, 2022 at 09:07 AM
Let's hope he doesn't rot in jail waiting for his presidential pardon.
Posted by: David Puddy | July 28, 2022 at 09:37 AM
When He gets out He's welcome in CA where He and his bickering U.S. aliens and Chinese dragons all qualify for $600 a week in tax free assistance.
Posted by: man tom | July 28, 2022 at 10:26 AM
Wait a minute..."US aliens" are fighting the war? So Le Pet's neighbors are naturalized citizens who've enlisted?
Posted by: Rod | July 28, 2022 at 10:38 AM
He'll probably end up sharing a cell with Gary McKinnon
Posted by: Boris Badenov | July 28, 2022 at 10:59 AM
Johnson's defense was: "Look around. See any dragons or aliens? NO! That's because I did my job!"
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 28, 2022 at 11:54 AM
Leave it to the Space Force to drop the ball. This man would have been hired immediately as a contractor at the Wright-Patterson Air Force research lab!
Posted by: Concerned Citizen | July 29, 2022 at 10:59 AM