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July 27, 2022

THE QUESTION IS, WHO GOT THE REST OF THE SNAKE?

A flight attendant was tucking into their inflight meal when they allegedly spotted something they definitely didn’t order stirred into the dish - a severed snake’s head.

(Thanks to Alan Levenson, pharmaross and John Lobert)

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Or maybe the flight attendant got Marlon Brando's inflight meal wrong.

There was a mix up with the meals. They ended up with one from first class.

Or this is a remake of 'Snakes on a Plane'?

There's a new Viagra commercial out where a snake swallows a pill and turns into a cane.

It's what in-flight meal service has devolved into these days.

"Witnesses reported they had never seen a flight attendant move as quickly as this one did when reaching for the barf bag."

I don't think an old joke being changed from a fly to a snake head about a customer saying, "Waiter, there's a snake head in my dinner." And the waiter saying, "Please sir, keep it quiet or then everyone will want one in their dinners," would be considered funny nowadays.

Well, let’s see:

A passenger said to the crew
‘There’s the head of a snake in my stew!’
But they told him “Don’t shout
And wave it about
Or the rest will be wanting one too!”


Nope, guess not.

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