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July 04, 2022

TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAAAAAAAAAAAAME

Minor league manager sings classic tune to thousands while getting a prostate exam

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

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On an unrelated note (har!), Amazon gave me this ad on that page, which seems an excellent Gift Guide item.

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Euphemism of the Week So Far: "Chocolate starfish"

Baseball games are interesting.

It's the only time when you can have an outing and an inning at the same time.

So sounds like it might be his idea of a Manilow impersonation, but did the doc use two fingers on the chorus?

The Eugene Emeralds is where you wind up if you're not good enough to play for the Richmond Flying Squirrels. The next step down in the hierarchy is the San Jose Giants, where a finger is not what is used for prostate exams, to put the matter as delicately as possible.

The managers singing got louder and off key when he realized the doctor had a hand on each of his shoulders during the exam.

I have an excellent "getting to third base" comment but there are ladies present.

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