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July 02, 2022

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New Baby's Name Is So Bad That Nurse Calls Child Services

Another Baby Name Mentioned: "Latrine."

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 

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The name Latrine is used as a French Resistance member's in the movie Top Secret, very funny (to me) comedy from 1984, with Val Kilmer.

There was a kid named Female (pronounced to rhyme with tamale) in my wife's school.

In High school, there was a strange kid in my biology class named Hannibal. I often wonder how he turned out.

Dweezil Zappa and Moon Unit Zappa had no comment.

Whistling Scrotum has not been used yet.

It could be worse. This girl's parents named her Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Williams. Originally her name was 1019 letters long.

Latrine - "Robin Hood: Men in Tights"

As my (B”s) mother used to say, call me whatever you want - just don’t call me late for dinner.

I'm sticking with "Seven or Soda".

A guy named Peter Pan once opened an account at the bank where I worked. At least his parents didn't name him Frying or Sauce.

If it were me, I would have named it "Push".

Clankie---The town I grew up in was so tough, I was in college before I found out Peter Pan wasn't a wash basin in a bordello.

My wife's niece, a teacher in a city school district, has had students named Female (also rhyming with tamale, so-named because the mother hadn't picked a name yet so the nurse put "Female" on the certificate and the mother decided to keep it), Lemonjello (pronounced la-mon-ja-lo) and Shi'thead (pronounced sha-heed).

Sindy Hor is a real person. Her sister Ima... I just made it up.

Bich Phoeuk

Tree Tree

And Genesis or Genasis or Genisis. Every young girl I meet these days is named Genesis, or Genasis or Genisis. All of them. Once in a while I meet a young girl named Crystal, or Cristal or Krystal. Every one of these girls named Genasis, etc. I meet sets off an ear worm causing me confusion to the point of rendering me helpless unable to continue with what I am doing and why they wanted to see me in the first place. I turn into a Vegetable or Veggie or Vegee Constance Marie Crystal Genasis.

Back when I practiced correctional medicine there were two inmates, brothers as a matter of fact, who’s first and middle names were Napoleon Solo and Ilya Kuryakin. Apparently their mom was a big TV fan in the mid 60s. When I saw one of them in clinic I always wanted to say, “Glad to meet you! I’m Little Ricky Ricardo!”

SUNDAY

JULY 3RD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!

From us little tail waggers to a big tale wagger...

Happy Birthday Dave!!!

Happy Birthday Dave.

It's time to get out of your cold pool and celebrate!

Wishing you a Barry Happy Birthday!

Wooshing You A Happy Birthday Dave!

Let's party til Uranus collapses.

Happy Birthday Dave!

Enjoy some fireworks with Mrs. Blog.

Use caution if exiting a cold pool cuz you might have a short fuse.


Happy Birthday Dave! Thanks for bringing us so much happiness, and we hope it is returned to you 10,000 fold! Hopefully with good cake too.

This one's for you Dave. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAUHQFboVrw Does RBR need another vocalist?

Happy Birthday Dave!

Happy Birthday, Dave! Enjoy a non-recycled cold brewski.

Latrine is a noble name that has been around a long while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt3gcSyL5vg

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