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July 01, 2022

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THINGS COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE

There's a shortage of crab sperm.

(Thanks to Rich Alpin)

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Sounds like the water must be REALLY cold.

Well, then, they just need to buy some imitation crab sperm.

Not to worry...you can put Old Bay spice on Mediterranean jellyfish and they're rilly rilly good!

I yam doin my best, but it's not as easy when the shells of your claws don't molt and get brittle, the feeling just isn't the same.

We need to start playing Lou Rawls and Frank Sinatra songs under water to get those male crabs going.

There are quite a few crabs living in Flathead County who would be glad to...Uh, you mean ocean crabs. Never mind. my bad.

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