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July 26, 2022


The euthanasia coaster is a ‘hypothetical death machine’ created by Lithuanian artist Julijonas Urbonas.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)


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I'm going top buy tickets for all my friends!

@Mr. Bill - I mean this in the best possible sense: we are not friends.

Have you ever seen a machine that slices large quantities of seed potatoes for planting? A similar device turned into a death coaster would have a much more dramatic conclusion.

The one last thrill is when your heirs get the bill for the funeral.

If you make it to the end, they give you a free ticket to the Giant Dipper in Santa Cruz!

The "Thrill of a Lifetime," roller coasters will be financed and built by the Soylent Green Foods Corporation, whose motto is, "Have some friends for dinner."

Fact: The movie Soylent Green was set in the year 2022.

What goes up must come down
Spinning Wheel got to go 'round
Talkin' 'bout your troubles
It's a cryin' sin
Ride the hypothetical death machine
and your life will be vague

In fact, "Euthanasia Coaster" was Hypothetical Death Machines first album name.

I think Six Flags already has one of these.


The Pythons did it first.

Thank you for that link Michael. I love Monty Python.
The next time my kids ask me to go to an amusement park with them I'm going to give them a hard no and leave town.

Decorated with murder hornets.

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