JUST THE MERRY-GO-ROUND FOR US, THANKS
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I'm going top buy tickets for all my friends!
Posted by: Mr. Bill | July 26, 2022 at 09:51 AM
Ghoulish.
@Mr. Bill - I mean this in the best possible sense: we are not friends.
Posted by: MOTW | July 26, 2022 at 09:53 AM
Have you ever seen a machine that slices large quantities of seed potatoes for planting? A similar device turned into a death coaster would have a much more dramatic conclusion.
Posted by: cfjk | July 26, 2022 at 10:04 AM
The one last thrill is when your heirs get the bill for the funeral.
Posted by: Clankie | July 26, 2022 at 10:07 AM
If you make it to the end, they give you a free ticket to the Giant Dipper in Santa Cruz!
Posted by: ripleysparrow | July 26, 2022 at 10:10 AM
The "Thrill of a Lifetime," roller coasters will be financed and built by the Soylent Green Foods Corporation, whose motto is, "Have some friends for dinner."
Fact: The movie Soylent Green was set in the year 2022.
Posted by: Le Petomane | July 26, 2022 at 10:22 AM
What goes up must come down
Spinning Wheel got to go 'round
Talkin' 'bout your troubles
It's a cryin' sin
Ride the hypothetical death machine
and your life will be vague
Posted by: man tom | July 26, 2022 at 10:24 AM
In fact, "Euthanasia Coaster" was Hypothetical Death Machines first album name.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 26, 2022 at 10:43 AM
I think Six Flags already has one of these.
Posted by: Rod | July 26, 2022 at 10:57 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfArEGCm7yM
The Pythons did it first.
Posted by: Michael | July 26, 2022 at 10:59 AM
Thank you for that link Michael. I love Monty Python.
The next time my kids ask me to go to an amusement park with them I'm going to give them a hard no and leave town.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 26, 2022 at 01:51 PM
Decorated with murder hornets.
Posted by: Seeker | July 27, 2022 at 08:00 PM