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July 01, 2022

IT'S SETTLED

You Need to Make a Personal Poop Bank, Scientists Say

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston and Jay Brandes, who says "I've made some big deposits.")

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They won't pay you any interest at that bank either.

An Inter Rectal Accumulation, unlike the other IRAs where deposits are encouraged, here early withdrawals are not penalized.

What I have in the bank is rapidly turning into poop, so I guess I'm good here.

Should I invest my money in a personal poop bank, cryptocurrencies or beer? The answer, my friend, isn't blowing in the wind.

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