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July 28, 2022


Pigs Can Breathe Through Their Buttholes and So Could You, Scientists Say

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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Won't that make you breathe smell like arse?

Just for exhaling? Because I already do that.

That would explain the internet extremist forums.

Would this impress the ladies?

This would add a whole new level to party balloon inflating.

Most politicians can already talk out of theirs.

Old news. Dr. Moreau did this years ago in his island laboratory. I believe this experiment didn't end well.

"...After shooting the liquid up the mice’s rectums..." First, bad grammar, it's mices' not mice's. Second, no one anywhere will be shooting anything up my butt. I will go down coughing and suffocating before anyone shoots anything up my butt.

When this becomes mainstream technology, in common medical use, I expect that there will be a reduction in the number of applicants to paramedic school. At the same time, there will be an increase in 911 calls from lonely people.

Somewhat related:

"Care for a breath mint?"

"Sure, thanks."

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