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July 02, 2022

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME

Frisky orangutan grabs woman’s breasts, lays on sloppy kiss at zoo

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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I saw Frisky Orangutan open for the Monkeys.

I saw them open for The Turtles.

Men! You’re all the same.

In the dating world, it's a zoo out there.

This was unexpected. All this time we thought the hairy lounge mashers here in Flathead County were unemployed loggers. Now we know they are escaped orangutangs enjoying a night on the town.

The orangutan was celebrating kiss a Canadan Day when everyone is Canadian.

His teeth look well cared for. And He has pants.

There's a Metoo story for the ages.

He made it to second base on a blind date, not too shabby for a rookie.

He made a monkey out of her.

It would be wrong to make a political joke about this.

@AB: So go for it, it might be wrong not to.

In case you’re wondering where monkeypox came from….

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