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June 02, 2022

WE'RE GUESSING HE'S SINGLE

I cut 24 traffic cones into small pieces and joined them together to make armor that I could wear.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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His likeness could replace the term 'WARNING' on product labels across the board.

Example: Tide Pods.

Sorry ladies, This armour protects my virginity.

I'm pretty sure I saw that same outfit a few months ago on the runway during Fashion Week in Paris.

I’m hoping these mask mandates are over.

The builder/inventor of this "armor" plans to write the directions of how to build your own suit once he is allowed to have a sharp pencil and paper.

He is currently undergoing a psych eval prior to his trial for stealing and cutting up 24 traffic cones valued at $40 each.

W-A-R-N-I-N-G ! Danger, Will Robinson!

Perhaps, as a child, his parents would never let him play in the street?

Mebs!

What a hunk!

I want one of these on my front lawn. It's even better than a pink flamingo.

I wonder where he got the traffic cones?

Yeah, well, let's see him survive some jousting in this thing.

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