THIS IS WHY WE NEVER LEND OUR COCKROACHES
NASA wants its moon dust and cockroaches back.
(Thanks to Ralph and AmoebaStampede)
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NASA wants its moon dust and cockroaches back.
(Thanks to Ralph and AmoebaStampede)
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"Leave the cockroaches, take the moon dust."
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | June 25, 2022 at 09:14 AM
The mad scientists at NASA fed those innocent cockroaches dust from outer space! This could have led to gigantic mutated, flying roaches that could easily have eaten Miami. There is a song about an eggplant from outer space eating Chicago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-Lc0Lra9cI
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 25, 2022 at 09:30 AM
The dead cockroaches probably won't have any trouble finding a lawyer to defend their rights.
Posted by: Clankie | June 25, 2022 at 10:00 AM
And I want my youth back, so we have a problem, Houston.
Posted by: Constipated Cockroaches | June 25, 2022 at 01:53 PM
@Le Petomane – it's not Miami, but they're already here!
(Both this and the eggplant song were proudly featured in the Dr. Demento cassette tapes I bought during my middle-school years. The New Kids on the Block fans didn't know what they were missing.)
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | June 27, 2022 at 10:38 AM