PORCH PIRATE
(Thanks to pharmaross and Ralph)
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(Thanks to pharmaross and Ralph)
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No disassemble, Stefanie.
Posted by: Number 5 | June 27, 2022 at 09:44 AM
FLORIDA!
Posted by: Steverino | June 27, 2022 at 10:07 AM
Florida Man, always prepared to step up for the coming task. Besides, in his defense, he just wanted to place his refridgerator on it, next to the double-wide for the summer and planned to bring it back.
Posted by: cfjk | June 27, 2022 at 10:21 AM
Points for originality.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 27, 2022 at 10:21 AM
The police have their hands full pinching porch poachers.
Posted by: Clankie | June 27, 2022 at 10:32 AM
He was unsuccessful getting the entire porch. Now he'll have to be satisfied by watching his step.
Posted by: pharmaross | June 27, 2022 at 10:32 AM
The dude was a wannabe pirate. He had no eyepatch, no noticeable parrot poop or anything to qualify him as a pirate. I would assume he didn't even say, Arrrgh.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 27, 2022 at 10:44 AM
New reality show: WHEN HANDYMEN GO BAD. Starting this fall on A&E.
Posted by: LeDud | June 27, 2022 at 11:07 AM
It was an act of desperation after he couldn't assemble his own IKEA porch.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | June 27, 2022 at 11:39 AM
He COULD get off if said he was having flashbacks to when he was a boy and playing with his Erector Set.
Posted by: Guy | June 27, 2022 at 12:10 PM
Maybe he'll be made to walk the plank.
Posted by: Marc | June 27, 2022 at 12:29 PM
LeDud, I’d watch that show.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 27, 2022 at 01:34 PM
I don't think so, Tim.
Posted by: Al Borland | June 27, 2022 at 03:26 PM
Here in Flathead County he would get off by saying, "Dang! I got the wrong address."
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | June 27, 2022 at 07:14 PM