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'Tongue-eating parasite' discovered in box of imported fish in Suffolk
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
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'Tongue-eating parasite' discovered in box of imported fish in Suffolk
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Heroin pusher caught red-handed after his ringtone sang 'Hello, it's your drug dealer'
(Thanks to pharmaross)
(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Barry Nester)
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
TIKTOK’S HIGHLY ANTICIPATED EEL PIT IS FINALLY REVEALED
This blog, for one, has never anticipated an eel pit more highly.
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Ohio State gets approval to trademark ‘The’ for merchandise
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Unfortunately, our strict etc.
(Thanks to Fabian Marson)
PUD Introduces new squirrel mascots Zip and Zap
(Thanks to Chris from the Northwest)
Swedish man throws washing machine more than 14 feet
(Thanks to MOTW, who says "It was asking for it.")
Giant Florida Burmese Python Had Hoofs in Stomach and Was Carrying 122 Eggs
(Thanks to klezmerphan and pharmaross)
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Swimmers face £645 fine for peeing in the sea
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Australian Political Report.
(Thanks to pharmaross)
International Space Station smells awful because astronauts fart more in space
(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)
The Mites That Live and Breed on Your Face Have Anuses
(Thanks to vee and DaninDallas)
Squirrels Could Make Monkeypox a Forever Problem
(Thanks to Frank and wiredog)
Dear Dave, In brief, we're working with a fast-growing dairy-free cheese brand
Get out NOW.
(Thanks to Le Petomane)
(Thanks to Steve Stone)
Osoyoos rattlesnake hitches ride to Vancouver in Ferrari
(Thanks to The Perts)
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Devils jump over babies in Spanish village's unusual festival
(Thanks to MOTW)
Giant Floating Hong Kong Restaurant Tips Over In South China Sea
(Thanks to Steve K., who says "On the bright side, the lobsters got away.")
After Manistee River infestation, scientists try to unravel the mystery of ‘rock snot’
(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark, who thinks they should open for the Remainders)
In a pinch, you might be able to breathe through your butt
(Thanks to Barry Nester and Ralph)
It's hard to pick just one incident out of this excellent batch, but we'll go with this:
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Chilean experts try to innovate children's diet with 3D printed food
Come and Get It, Kids! ...nutritional experts hope a nutritious menu of 3D printed food with ingredients of some dehydrated "cochayuyo" seaweed, some instant mashed potatoes and hot water, will revolutionize the food market, particularly for children.
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)
Florida man dressed as cow among several arrested in drug house bust
(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)
Dogs Wearing Tights: Weird Instagram Trend
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Texas man brandishes pool noodle to fend off emu
(Thanks to AmoebaStampede and Janice Gelb)
Have you ever wanted to become a snake hunter in the Florida Everglades? Now’s your chance.
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Have a good one, fellow dads. Take a nap. Maybe two naps.
Here's most of the band onstage at the Chicken Box after rehearsal today. From left: Erasmo Paolo, Scott Turow, Sam Barry, Alan Zweibel, Susie Essman, Mary Karr, The Blog, Josh Kelly, Mitch Albom, Janine Sabino, Ridley Pearson. (Not shown, but here, is Roy Blount.) We sound every bit as organized as we look.
No more blogging today, as we are preparing for the first ever and almost certainly last ever performance of the World Famous But Not For A Good Reason Rock Bottom Remainders at Nantucket's finest concert facility and dive bar, the Chicken Box.
(Thanks to B'game)
(Thanks to Michael Moyer, Le Petomane and Roberto)
ELECTRIC GUITAR MADE OUT OF MCDONALD’S FRENCH FRIES
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Invasive Green Crabs Turned Into Whiskey By Tamworth Distilling
(Thanks to Ralph and Le Petomane)
Kids given floor sealant mistaken for milk at summer school breakfast
(Thanks to James Flynn)
Man Will Attempt to Make History by Pushing a Peanut up Colorado 14er With His Nose
Note To You Perverts Who Need To Get Your Minds Out Of The Gutter: A "14er" is a mountain.
(Thanks to Chuck Cody, GJ, Charles Cates and Rick Day)
Bus driver says he didn’t know his gummy snacks included THC
(Thanks to EricY, who says "Dude! Here's your Florida drivers license.")