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June 24, 2022

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Chinese researchers have reportedly developed a device that can detect when a man is watching pornography by ‘reading his mind’.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Barry Nester)

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I'm guessing the mind-reading device is worn just below the waist.

If you say " oh baby " or " yes " more than three times, an alarm goes off.

All By Myself

The Chinese porn detector activates when the computer operator is told, after a brief viewing, " Plese insert credit card in reader for an additional 10 minutes:" And the operator actually does.

If you open another browser window with Manilow singing "Mandy," it will cancel out the arousal signals.

Soon to be mated wth an electrical shock collar and a wife activated remote control.

When watching porn, just put it on your dog or something. The porn police will never know.

Kinda wondering what took so long.

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