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June 25, 2022


CDC tells public to not 'kiss or snuggle' chickens, ducks, backyard poultry amid salmonella outbreaks

(Thanks to Le Petomane)


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For better egg production, be sure you're kissing your hens and NOT kissing your cock.

Once you develope a taste for feathers, it can be quite addictive.

This is just wrong!

Chicks and ducks and poultry better scurry,
If I kiss or snuggle in a hurry,
Then I'll get salmonella with vision blurry,
Something..something...something..on top!

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