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June 30, 2022

STEPHEN BREYER AND THE BLOG

Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer is retiring today, which makes this a good time to recall Justice Breyer's interaction with the blog at the Sun Valley Writers Conference back in 2014, when the blog explained some of the finer points of constitutional law to him. Here's the original post.

DB and Breyer

 

FROLICKING WITH THE SQUIRRELS

Moose spotted on roof at Montana guest ranch

(Thanks to Ralph)

OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A LOVELY SERVICE

Wild brawl erupts between two funeral directors at a cemetery

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

CHECK UNDER THE SOFA CUSHIONS

The strange search for dinosaur genitals

(Thanks to GJ and Frank)

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER CAESAR SALAD

Anchovies are reportedly raining from the sky across San Francisco

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, Barry Nester, Ralph, Rich Alpin and vee)

GUYS IN ACTION

SWAMP BUGGY WITH FULL LOAD OF DUDES ON TOP SINKS IN MUD HOLE

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Thereby making them late for their Mensa meeting.")

WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

Beer Made From Recycled Toilet Water Wins Admirers in Singapore

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, Michael Parry, Barry Nester, James Flynn and Catherine)

June 29, 2022

ANYTHING TO DECLARE?

X-ray finds 109 live animals in women's luggage at Bangkok airport

Including two armadillos.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

IT LOOKS LIKE A SPIDER TO US

Pringles is petitioning the scientific community to rename a spider the Pringles Spider because it looks like their famous logo.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

OUR ADVICE IS, DON'T USE THAT TOILET

A mum has asked for advice after her toilet mysteriously blew up

(Thanks to pharmaross)

A QUESTION WE ALL NEED TO ASK OURSELVES

Who is Linda Skeens?

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

THIS BLOG DOES NOT PERSONALLY CARE FOR CATS

But they can be badass.

(Thanks to B&C)

COMMENTS ARE OPEN AGAIN

As far as we can tell, anyway. 

YOU FIRST, EXPERTS

Experts encourage eating jellyfish to curb population explosion in Mediterranean

It is not clear, from this wording, which population would be curbed.

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

MIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMI

Rapper SpotemGottem arrested in Miami after allegedly using jet ski to try to get away from police

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Florida Grandma Arrested With Boatload Of Drugs During Jail Visitation, While Holding Infant Grandchild

(Thanks to pharmaross)

COMMENTS UPDATE

The comments still don't work. I have attempted to contact Typepad support about this but I'm not confident that I'm getting through. If anybody out there has any ideas -- other than "Try hitting the computer" -- about how to correct this problem, feel free to email me. Meanwhile, if you are experiencing Internal Comment Buildup (ICB) and fear you might explode, you could try alleviating the pressure by going to a public place such as a Starbucks and expressing your comments to random individuals. "I saw them open for Whitesnake!" you might say. Or "I blame the squirrels!" Please do not mention my name.   

CANADIAN OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Topless breastfeeding mum in boxer shorts tackles bald eagle to save pet goose

(Thanks to ImNotDave)

June 28, 2022

AS THEY SO OFTEN DO

Woman Naked From Waist Down Claimed Snakes Ate Her Pants

(Thanks to Frank)

ABOUT THE COMMENTS

We have been advised (thanks, Jeff and Jim) that the comments on today's posts are closed. We don't know why; we've checked the "open" box on all of them. We will of course fire judi, but beyond that we don't have a plan, other than to hope that eventually this problem goes away. This is also our approach to medical care and plumbing.

IT WAITED 175,000 HOURS ON HOLD FOR TECH SUPPORT

Mars probe running Windows 98 receives software update after two decades

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR...

Whistling Scrotum

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who saw them open for Counting Crows)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

1:43 a.m. Two sisters were out for a walk.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE NYPD HAS BEEKEEPERS?

NYPD beekeepers called to remove 2,000 bees from Manhattan restaurant

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "The person who counted the bees is recovering in a Manhattan hospital.")

USING 'FUTURISTIC' IN THE SENSE OF 'TOTALLY IMAGINARY'

Futuristic flying nuclear hotel can carry 5000 guests and would never need to land

Two words that do not go together: "nuclear" and "hotel."

(Thanks to ImNotDave and Le Petomane)

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER TERRORIST ATTACK

Squirrel cuts the power for more than 3,000 in downtown Asheville area

(Thanks to Woozy Barnes)

IMAGINE HOW THE ANIMALS FEEL

Woman Arrested for Slapping Her Husband at Disney’s Animal Kingdom Over “Stress of Disney World Vacation”

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

June 27, 2022

WE STILL HAVE A FEW RIGHTS LEFT

Charges dropped against clown who pressed buttocks against window

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THEY BATTLED IT FOR THREE HOURS

Firefighters Find Overheated Vibrator After Being Called to Apartment

(Thanks to pharmaross)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: THE ROLLING STONES!

Scientists discover reptiles, amphibians that don’t grow old!

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

AS IF WE NEEDED FURTHER PROOF

Photos prove Australia is the most terrifying place on earth

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)

PORCH PIRATE

A 51-year-old Florida man has been arrested after attempting to disassemble and steal someone’s porch.

(Thanks to pharmaross and Ralph)

THIS USUALLY WORKS AS A DEFENSE

An Alabama man wearing a t-shirt proclaiming “I’m Too Good for drugs!” was arrested for possessing methamphetamine and narcotics paraphernalia, police report.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

June 26, 2022

CSI: NOWATA COUNTY

Oklahoma man leads authorities on pursuit, found hours later hiding in cow manure

Please note that, in accordance with our Strict Policy, we are not making fun of the suspect's name.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHAT'S THAT... OH, HI, FRIEND!

People drawn to others who smell like them

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

GOING TO AUSTRALIA?

Take a frying pan.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

IF YOU WATCH ONLY ONE VIDEO OF REALLY SMALL TOADS HAVING TROUBLE LANDING ON THEIR FEET...

...this is an option.

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

IT DOESN'T TAKE MUCH

Frozen baby mammoth discovered in Yukon excites Canada

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

AND IN SPORTS

Oregon man breaks world record for alphabetizing soup

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

June 25, 2022

HENCE THE LAUGHTER

The female hyena has an 8-inch clitoris

(Thanks to pharmaross)

NO WORD ON FLAMINGOS

CDC tells public to not 'kiss or snuggle' chickens, ducks, backyard poultry amid salmonella outbreaks

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

FLATHEAD COUNTRY CRIME WAVE UPDATE

11:59 a.m. A woman wanted to report that she ran a red light in 2010, and did it again yesterday, but understood what she did was wrong.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

ALWAYS CARRY CASH

What to Do When There’s No Toilet Paper in a Public Restroom

(Thanks to pharmaross)

OTHER THAN THAT IT'S TOTALLY RELIABLE

Toyota is recalling its first mainstream electric car because the wheels can fall off

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

THIS IS WHY WE NEVER LEND OUR COCKROACHES

NASA wants its moon dust and cockroaches back.

(Thanks to Ralph and AmoebaStampede)

IT ALSO PRODUCED A VALID ETC.

World’s biggest bacterium found in Caribbean mangrove swamp

(Thanks to The Perts)

DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Half of UK adults are unable to identify a healthy poo

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

June 24, 2022

THIS IS ALSO A NO

Swiss 'hotel' offers sleepless nights to ponder world's crises

(Thanks to pharmaross)

NO.

Amazon's Alexa could soon mimic voice of dead relatives

(Thanks to many people)

AND IT'S NOT WEIRD AT ALL!

Growing 'mermaiding' subculture makes a splash

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

 
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