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June 21, 2022

ATTENTION, PEOPLE SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN:

Get out NOW.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

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All people need to do is listen to Hooper. "All they do is swim, eat, and make little sharks."

They couldn't care less where.

Close enough is too close for comfort, now to include horse-shoes, hand-grenades and shark-bites.

Swimming in Flathead Lake, once it thaws out, requires being on constant lookout for our lake monster. If we had any sharks, they would be nervous. Old Flattie, as our lake monster is "affectionally" called has likely eaten all of them long ago.

Florida is going to need bigger lifeguards.

And there are submarines. We always forget to mention the submarines.

Just toss them the non-dairy cheese and those sharks won't ever be hungry ever again.

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