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June 25, 2022


What to Do When There’s No Toilet Paper in a Public Restroom

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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Caught short? Look for the nearest ABM machine.

Wipe Out

Somewhat related:

Doesn't anybody have a square to spare?

Given the covid related shortages and increasing inflation rate, at some point it may be more efficient to just use dollar bills.

A man in a bar told me he was once travelling in Thailand and had to use the restroom in a small village. He did his thing, then realized there was no toilet paper. There were two holes in the wall with a sign in English that read, "Wipe with fingers, then insert fingers in holes." He was desperate so he did. A kid with two bricks whacked his fingers. Before he realized what he had done, he had stuck both fingers in his mouth.

Another reason to bemoan the demise of the Sears Roebuck catalog.

First thing is to make sure there is toilet paper in the holder. If not, use another stall.

Zombieland Rule #3:

Beware of Bathrooms

You are at your most vulnerable while sitting on the toilet, so always take extra care.

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