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June 28, 2022

AS THEY SO OFTEN DO

Woman Naked From Waist Down Claimed Snakes Ate Her Pants

(Thanks to Frank)

ABOUT THE COMMENTS

We have been advised (thanks, Jeff and Jim) that the comments on today's posts are closed. We don't know why; we've checked the "open" box on all of them. We will of course fire judi, but beyond that we don't have a plan, other than to hope that eventually this problem goes away. This is also our approach to medical care and plumbing.

IT WAITED 175,000 HOURS ON HOLD FOR TECH SUPPORT

Mars probe running Windows 98 receives software update after two decades

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR...

Whistling Scrotum

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who saw them open for Counting Crows)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

1:43 a.m. Two sisters were out for a walk.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE NYPD HAS BEEKEEPERS?

NYPD beekeepers called to remove 2,000 bees from Manhattan restaurant

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "The person who counted the bees is recovering in a Manhattan hospital.")

USING 'FUTURISTIC' IN THE SENSE OF 'TOTALLY IMAGINARY'

Futuristic flying nuclear hotel can carry 5000 guests and would never need to land

Two words that do not go together: "nuclear" and "hotel."

(Thanks to ImNotDave and Le Petomane)

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER TERRORIST ATTACK

Squirrel cuts the power for more than 3,000 in downtown Asheville area

(Thanks to Woozy Barnes)

IMAGINE HOW THE ANIMALS FEEL

Woman Arrested for Slapping Her Husband at Disney’s Animal Kingdom Over “Stress of Disney World Vacation”

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

 
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