Dave Barry's Blog

WE STILL HAVE A FEW RIGHTS LEFT

Charges dropped against clown who pressed buttocks against window

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THEY BATTLED IT FOR THREE HOURS

Firefighters Find Overheated Vibrator After Being Called to Apartment

(Thanks to pharmaross)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: THE ROLLING STONES!

Scientists discover reptiles, amphibians that don’t grow old!

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

AS IF WE NEEDED FURTHER PROOF

Photos prove Australia is the most terrifying place on earth

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)

PORCH PIRATE

A 51-year-old Florida man has been arrested after attempting to disassemble and steal someone’s porch.

(Thanks to pharmaross and Ralph)

THIS USUALLY WORKS AS A DEFENSE

An Alabama man wearing a t-shirt proclaiming “I’m Too Good for drugs!” was arrested for possessing methamphetamine and narcotics paraphernalia, police report.

(Thanks to pharmaross)