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Dear Dave​, In brief, we're working with a fast-growing dairy-free cheese brand

ATTENTION, PEOPLE SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN:

Get out NOW.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

WE NEED TROOPS GUARDING THE BORDER *NOW*

Celebrate summer all season long with the Frenchsicle – a French’s® Tomato Ketchup flavoured popsicle, popping up across Canada for a limited time.

(Thanks to wiredog)

AND IN GUY SPORTS

This.

(Thanks to Steve Stone)

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC.

Osoyoos rattlesnake hitches ride to Vancouver in Ferrari

(Thanks to The Perts)

'THERE IS A LOSS OF DIGNITY'

Church of England clergy not permitted to perform baptisms while wearing only underpants, tribunal rules

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Devils jump over babies in Spanish village's unusual festival

(Thanks to MOTW)