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June 20, 2022

THAT'S GONNA KNOCK A STAR OFF THE YELP REVIEW

Giant Floating Hong Kong Restaurant Tips Over In South China Sea

(Thanks to Steve K., who says "On the bright side, the lobsters got away.")

I WANT TO INSERT MY TRASH IN YOUR INITIATIVE

RUBBISH BINS groan in pleasure and make sexually suggestive comments when trash is inserted in new Swedish initiative

(Thanks to many people)

JUST LEAVE IT RAVELED

After Manistee River infestation, scientists try to unravel the mystery of ‘rock snot’

(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark, who thinks they should open for the Remainders)

IT WAS THE MACRAME THAT PUT HER OVER THE LINE

After a young woman in Quebec City was hassled by multiple police officers for sitting on a blanket topless doing macrame while smoking a cigarette on a sunny day, a topless demonstration took place on Sunday in Montreal.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

BUT NOT WHILE SEATED

In a pinch, you might be able to breathe through your butt

(Thanks to Barry Nester and Ralph)

 
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