Dave Barry's Blog

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

First Dinosaur Belly Button Discovered in Fossil From China

(Thanks to Rob Reiter and John Lobert)

BUT... BUT... NEVER MIND

Man has shoes tattooed onto his feet because he's 'tired of paying' for new ones

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

NEVERTHELESS SHE WILL RETAIN HER FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Bronx Zoo elephant named Happy isn’t a person, court rules

(Thanks to EricY)

WHO SAYS THIS BLOG IS NOT EDUCATIONAL?

11 Historically Significant Toilets

Yes, the Elvis toilet made the list.

(Thanks to The Amazing Steve)

LIKE, CLUCK, DUDE

A farming community in Lampang has been feeding its chickens cannabis and claims this new feeding regime has improved the quality of meat and eggs.

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT KINDA DOES

This Missouri House Has A Penis-Shaped Pool

Although you have to scroll through many photos to see it.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

MARRIED BEAVERS ARE TOO TIRED FOR THIS KIND OF SHENANIGANS

Single beaver caused mass internet, cell service outages in Northern B.C.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes, who says "You know who planned the whole thing.")

CSI: CAMBRIDGESHIRE

Experts are baffled after finding about 8,000 ancient frog and toad bones while excavating the route of a new road.

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

ALTHOUGH IT DID PRODUCE A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

Alligator wasn’t driving during car chase, Michigan police say

(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark)