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June 12, 2022

'WORSE THAN MULLET'

The circle beard.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

OOPS

A Pinellas County man who asked police for a ride home early Thursday morning was arrested after officers found several bags of drugs in his pockets, according to arrest documents.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THEY'RE BEHIND 'BITCOIN'

Cloned crayfish accidentally created in an aquarium are conquering the world

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

AND IN SPORTS

British man throws tortilla more than 90 feet for Guinness World Record

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

IT'S LEGAL BECAUSE THEY HAVE FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Autonomous Trucks Will Deliver Toilet Paper in Texas This Summer

(Thanks to pharmaross)

YOU KNOW WHO GAVE THE ORDER

Officials have now identified a beaver as the cause of a June 7 outage which left many residents of northwestern B.C. without internet, landline and cellular service for more than eight hours.

(Thanks to GJ, Doug Ogg and Rick Day)

THEY'RE FIGHTING BACK

Unlucky Waterskier Takes Jumping Fish Directly To The Crotch

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HE TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM. (OK, MORE THAN ONE.)

A Regimental Sergeant Major in charge of making sure his men didn't get too drunk at an Army Oktoberfest bash ended up so inebriated he soiled himself in his lederhosen, a court martial heard.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

 

 
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