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June 10, 2022

CLEAR AS DAY

Thermal camera footage shows 'Bigfoot' peeking around tree, say researchers

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston and Emily, Leslie and w)

Advisory: The video is preceded by a drug commercial, featuring an older couple and a lion, that goes on for so long that you will find yourself rooting for the lion to eat them.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

For the first time, scientists learned to grow humanlike skin on a robotic finger using cells

(Thanks to Rick Day)

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE NEWS COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE

One of the world’s largest producers in the Asian hot sauce market, Huy Fong Inc., says they anticipate a major shortage of Sriracha hot sauce.

(Thanks to annfarr)

CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Man who raps about robbing ATMs arrested for robbing ATM

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Doug Ogg)

WHAT?

Helga van Leur got baboon buttocks from oak processionary caterpillar

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

"A Right to Walk to the Neighborhood Donut Shop" With Genitals Out "Is Absent from Our Traditions of Liberty"

(Thanks to Steve Bradford)

DO BRASS MUSICIANS IN CEDAR RAPIDS, IOWA, HAVE A LOT OF SPARE TIME?

Apparently.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

There’s a Street Named “Butthole Lane” In England, The Tourists Love It

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

IT'S IN THE STAR, SO IT MUST BE TRUE

Sex helps men live longer - and has surprising health benefits for women, too

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, Barry Nester, Allen at Division and Frank)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Velveeta debuts cheese-scented nail polish

(Thanks to ImNotDave and Janice Gelb)

PAGING THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS*

Two people rescued after falling in tank full of chocolate in Pennsylvania

(Thanks to Steve Bradford, Al Barkafski, Jay Brandes, Le Petomane, Rob, The Amazing Steve, B'game and B&C)

*Geezer Bus reference here.

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE NOBEL PRIZES

A Japanese IT engineer has created a creepy night lamp that crawls on robotic spider legs and leads you to the toilet in the middle of the night.

(Thanks to Ralph)

The Laundry Jet

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

 
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