Dave Barry's Blog

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

TV reporter caught out live on air by ‘giant fluffy anuses’

(Thanks to AmoebaStampede)

REPORT ON SOUTH FLORIDA FLORA AND FAUNA

We have both.

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD KEEP BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL

The Missouri Court of Appeals has affirmed that an insurance company must pay a $5.2 million settlement granted to a Jackson County woman who claimed she unwittingly caught a sexually transmitted disease from her former romantic partner in his car.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

GUYS IN ACTION

Welsh man drinks at 56 pubs in 24 hours for Guinness World Record

(Thanks to MOTW)

DOWN BOY!

Florida man bitten by alligator after mistaking it for dog, authorities say

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

FATHER'S DAY IS COMING

Dad doesn't want a shirt.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

SOUNDS HYGIENIC!

Snittens: Mittens Made Specifically To Wipe Your Snot

(Thanks to John Lobert)