Dave Barry's Blog

SAD DAY ON THE GEEZER BUS

R.I.P. Paul Vance, who co-wrote "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini."

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

THEN LET HIM COOK HIS OWN DAMN MEALS

In India, a man divorced his wife for cooking him instant noodles for all his meals, a judge said.

(Thanks to Carlos Montage)

OOPS

A company that provides large screens at concerts has apologised after a message appeared at a gig in Londonderry suggesting a camera would zoom in on women's chests.

(Thanks to Carlos Montage)

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SOUNDS STRENUOUS

Standing Now Counts as Exercise

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

SURE THEY ARE

Men Are Decorating Their Beards With Flowers For The Summer

(Thanks to John Lobert)