Dave Barry's Blog

WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

Company to Las Vegas chapels: No more Elvis-themed weddings

(Thanks to pharmaross)

DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Alabama Woman Drove ‘International Commercial Truck’ into Mobile Home After Arguing with Boyfriend on Memorial Day: Cops

(Thanks to pharmaross)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

11:25 a.m. There were concerns about ongoing cannon fire in the neighborhood.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CANADA: A NATION WITH A LOT OF SPARE TIME ON ITS HANDS

(Thanks to The Perts)

YES, THAT'LL DO IT

How to Halt STIs Among Seniors? Package Condoms Like Garden Seeds

(Thanks to pharmaross)

TOTALLY LEGIT NEWS STORY WITH VIDEO

Shocker As Nurse Turns Into Crocrodile At Hospital

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CULTURAL NEWS FROM ABROAD

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Cultural News From Abroad.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN INTERNATIONAL SPORTS

Mayhem assured as Cheese Rolling returns to British sporting calendar

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHAT, A LION CAN'T GET A HAIRCUT?

Photos of Lion With Straight Bangs Leave Millions Scratching Their Heads

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko and Ralph)

PLEASE TELL US THIS IS A JOKE

The brand has announced their release of Miller Lite Beercoal, which is charcoal infused with Miller Lite intended to turn “Miller Time” into “Griller Time.”

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

THEY'VE BEEN WATCHING REALITY TV

Milky Way galaxy has four ‘malicious’ alien civilizations that could attack Earth: researcher

(Thanks to John Lobert)