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May 12, 2022

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Man Turns Into Cow After Sleeping With Someone’s Wife

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(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Rejected Twilight Zone script.

Not to worry, somebody's husband jut thought they could tighten his loose nuts with a pait of vice grips, so once they're released the noise should stop in a week or two.

That's Incredibull

He should have eeten mor chikin.

...resulting in his hit single.

The man was learning to adapt to his life as a cow when he made the bad decision to visit a Mc Donalds.

He will be all right and is planning an uplifting vacation.

Man, I hate when that happens.

They were going to take him to a doctor but they need the milk.

@Rod: Gee, I hope my chronic fat finger isn't contagious.

At least he didn't get turned into a newt.

I'm going to hate myself for saying this but, is anybody else up for a BBQ?

@nursecindy -
If I dood it, I'll get a whipping.
*wham* I dood it.
sly grin

Dude obvs was incorrigibull.

Well, that'll learn ya curdle your curds and whey, pardner.

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