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Blast Cremation Ashes up to 75 ft into the air.
(Thanks to klezmerphan, who says "When you want to go out with a bang...")
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" Life is a journey... "
...If you consider the dash to the out house a journey.
Posted by: Clankie | May 02, 2022 at 10:54 AM
To borrow from a Monty Python skit:
Grandson--"Gramps, good news, we bought a rocket thingie and we're going to blast your ashes over the fishing hole."
Gramps: "But I'm not dead yet."
Grandson: "You've been doing poorly."
"I'm feelin' better"
"All the family's coming to see you off. We're grillin' steaks, and we have bourbon and beer."
"Well, since you put it that way..."
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 02, 2022 at 11:04 AM
Is this the source of the expression 'Kiss your ash goodbye"?
Posted by: JG | May 02, 2022 at 11:29 AM
Mix it with blue or pink confetti, and you'd have a heck of a baby reveal party trick.
Posted by: Evil Mr M | May 02, 2022 at 12:54 PM
On the plus side, it will also clear your toilet of any number of varmints.
Posted by: cfjk | May 02, 2022 at 02:50 PM
This would be a great addition to my cremain scattering plans at NYC Central Park
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 02, 2022 at 04:33 PM
Another way for people to make an ash out of themselves.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | May 02, 2022 at 07:13 PM
LOL @Le Petomane!
Posted by: Mad Hatter | May 02, 2022 at 11:13 PM
“I was having a great time building a sand castle with Grandpa, until Mom took the urn away.“
Posted by: Nancy J Gill | May 03, 2022 at 01:55 PM
This is a good idea, especially the confetti, and I'm going to have it used for my ashes.
Posted by: Alan B. West | May 04, 2022 at 05:00 PM
Until I saw this, I was content with the idea of merely having my ashes shot out of a black powder cannon. I think the addition of confetti will really make the occasion. My wife says we should add glitter as well. I'm unsure, do you think glitter would be too much?
Posted by: Rob M. | May 10, 2022 at 08:55 PM