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May 02, 2022


Blast Cremation Ashes up to 75 ft into the air.

(Thanks to klezmerphan, who says "When you want to go out with a bang...")


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" Life is a journey... "

...If you consider the dash to the out house a journey.

To borrow from a Monty Python skit:

Grandson--"Gramps, good news, we bought a rocket thingie and we're going to blast your ashes over the fishing hole."

Gramps: "But I'm not dead yet."

Grandson: "You've been doing poorly."

"I'm feelin' better"

"All the family's coming to see you off. We're grillin' steaks, and we have bourbon and beer."

"Well, since you put it that way..."

Is this the source of the expression 'Kiss your ash goodbye"?

Mix it with blue or pink confetti, and you'd have a heck of a baby reveal party trick.

On the plus side, it will also clear your toilet of any number of varmints.

This would be a great addition to my cremain scattering plans at NYC Central Park

Another way for people to make an ash out of themselves.

LOL @Le Petomane!

“I was having a great time building a sand castle with Grandpa, until Mom took the urn away.“

This is a good idea, especially the confetti, and I'm going to have it used for my ashes.

Until I saw this, I was content with the idea of merely having my ashes shot out of a black powder cannon. I think the addition of confetti will really make the occasion. My wife says we should add glitter as well. I'm unsure, do you think glitter would be too much?

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