'THE LOVED ONE LAUNCHER'

Blast Cremation Ashes up to 75 ft into the air.

(Thanks to klezmerphan, who says "When you want to go out with a bang...")

Comments

[Clankie]

" Life is a journey... "

...If you consider the dash to the out house a journey.

[Le Petomane]

To borrow from a Monty Python skit:

Grandson--"Gramps, good news, we bought a rocket thingie and we're going to blast your ashes over the fishing hole."

Gramps: "But I'm not dead yet."

Grandson: "You've been doing poorly."

"I'm feelin' better"

"All the family's coming to see you off. We're grillin' steaks, and we have bourbon and beer."

"Well, since you put it that way..."

[JG]

Is this the source of the expression 'Kiss your ash goodbye"?

[Evil Mr M]

Mix it with blue or pink confetti, and you'd have a heck of a baby reveal party trick.

[cfjk]

On the plus side, it will also clear your toilet of any number of varmints.

[Not My Usual Alias]

This would be a great addition to my cremain scattering plans at NYC Central Park

[Flathead County Frank]

Another way for people to make an ash out of themselves.

[Mad Hatter]

LOL @Le Petomane!

[Nancy J Gill]

“I was having a great time building a sand castle with Grandpa, until Mom took the urn away.“

[Alan B. West]

This is a good idea, especially the confetti, and I'm going to have it used for my ashes.

[Rob M.]

Until I saw this, I was content with the idea of merely having my ashes shot out of a black powder cannon. I think the addition of confetti will really make the occasion. My wife says we should add glitter as well. I'm unsure, do you think glitter would be too much?