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May 07, 2022

SEXY *AND* REALISTIC!

Man is 'summer ready' after getting a six-pack tattooed on his stomach

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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Totally realistic !

On the plus side, it might have been worse if after sobering off the next morning, when he lifted his shirt and looked in the mirror it said PBR.

Somewhat unfamiliar with the concept.

In about 20 years, his six-pack will look like a collection of deflated zeppelins.

Key bonus at the end of the story:
"Meanwhile, a woman who loves altering her appearance with tattoos and piercings has paid £4,000 and had her teeth filed down so she can have white gold fangs installed."

I have a feeling he won't be "summer ready" until his fridge is full of that other kind of six-pack.

I remember back to when if you had a six-pack of Colt 45 Malt liquor iced down in a cooler, you were ready for Summer, fall, ice fishing or whatever.

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